Speed History: 180 Facts to Keep You From Looking Like a Moron
- George Washington was the 1st President of the USA
- The War of 1812 was, in fact, fought that very year
- *look for our sister class, Speed Science, coming next semester
How to Dress for Your Body and Create a Personal Style
- taught by Stacy London, adjunct
- field trips to thrift stores
- positive body image
Your First Apartment
- the treacherous waters of roommating
- know your rights/how to read a lease
- how to find an apartment/warning signs! (or, “is that linoleum-over-carpet?)
- things you want in your neighborhood
Nutrition and Real Life
- create and eat a healthy lunch every day at school
- organic/macrobiotic/raw/high-protein/vegan/paleo (or none of the above?)
- mindful eating
- budgeting $ for food and weekly supermarket trips
Knockin’ Boots with Your Government
- paying taxes
- getting your driver’s license
- starting a business
- navigating your local municipal government (learning patience)
- how to run for office
Finishing School: For the Real World
- elocution (ain’t: stop saying it.) (their/there, who/whom)
- posture and grace (your left leg will atrophy if you keep that swagger.)
- manners (using the right fork, and MORE!)
Mindfulness: Finding Your Calm
- meditation techniques
- exercise as meditation
- create an individualized program for you
How to Interview for/keep a Job
- BRING A PEN
- Creating a resume *This class also does public service to INCLUDE on your resume
- Appropriate Dress (or, “if your underwear is showing you won’t get this job”)
“How to Win Friends and Influence People”
- an entire year on Dale Carnegie’s book
- test the ideas in a lab setting
Book Club: How to Read for Fun
- choose any book
- read it during class at your pace (or, nap if you need to)
- on comfy beanbags in the 2nd grade classroom
Words, Words, Words!
- typing (you just gotta know it)
- memorize 10 pithy quotes for any situation
- vocabulary expansion for smartypantses
Living with Animals
- caring for pets (altering, feeding, kindness, environment)
- encountering wildlife (visiting local rescue centers)
- informed consumerism
Sign me up!
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