Boss: Thinking about some candy. Now, what’s the most expensive you’ve got?
Ralph: Ooh. I got just the thing. This is dark chocolate. It comes all the way from Switzerland, Europe. That’s near France, see. They call it bittersweet. Melts in your mouth.
Boss: You tried it?
Boss: How do you know it melts in your mouth?
Ralph: Well, truth is we can’t afford it ourselves.
Boss: Mm-hmm. I’ll take two.
Ralph: Don’t you want to know how much?
This is good. Worth every penny. Try that, Ralph. Go on.
Sitting right here in front of you.
Never even tried it.
Shame to go forever without taking a taste of something.