Boss: Thinking about some candy. Now, what’s the most expensive you’ve got?
Ralph: Ooh. I got just the thing. This is dark chocolate. It comes all the way from Switzerland, Europe. That’s near France, see. They call it bittersweet. Melts in your mouth.
Boss: You tried it?
Ralph: No.
Boss: How do you know it melts in your mouth?
Ralph: Well, truth is we can’t afford it ourselves.
Boss: Mm-hmm. I’ll take two.
Ralph: Don’t you want to know how much?
Boss: Nope.
This is good. Worth every penny. Try that, Ralph. Go on.
Sitting right here in front of you.
Never even tried it.
Shame to go forever without taking a taste of something.
Alison Hinks Yoga 